douchebag

douchebag
1. (douchebag) (14171↑, 5197↓)
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with [douche].

Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone\!\! Sam: God, what a douchebag.

2. (douchebag) (7373↑, 2227↓)
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

Your boss is a real douchebag\!

3. (douchebag) (4993↑, 2466↓)
A person with a shitty personality that needs to "take themself the fuck down" or "go home and get their fucking shine box." A douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole that most people wish were killed with a Mortal Kombat fatality.

Damn, i thought "Beverly Hills 90210" won the permanent award for most douchebags casted in one weekly television show, but then someone had to go make that show, "Friends."

4. (douchebag) (6509↑, 3990↓)
n. [fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"] 1. An object used for vaginal hygeine. 2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.

1. A vaginal cleansing is simply incomplete without a proper douchebag. 2. Only a douchebag would consider accounting a tough class.

5. (douchebag) (2608↑, 1593↓)
What used to be accurate on this site, was replaced by a bunch of people who defined it because they really had no clue what it meant. A douchebag is a pretentious, sugar coated prick, but with emphasis on pretentious and sugar coated. It's not an adjective for an asshole, because assholes call other people douchebags, and assholes are more often than not proud of being assholes.

A perfect example of a douchebag would be both Macaulay Culkin's and Seth Green's role in "Party Monster".

6. (douchebag) (1320↑, 481↓)
An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.

Your boss is a real douchebag\!

7. (Douchebag) (1570↑, 1080↓)
One who feels the need to over-editorialize in their Urban Dictionary submissions.

A hypothetical douchebag's Urban Dictionary Submission on "marijuana." Notice that only the first sentence is a definition: Marijuana is a plant that lots of people smoke to get high. A lot of people think that marijuana is a harmless drug but that is not true. There have been many studies done on marijuana and it toally fries your brain. I heard this one kid jammed a fork in his eye because he was so "high" on the "dope chronics." I seen this thing on the TV that says that one smoking of marijuana makes you high for two months. Also my sister smokes marijuana and it made her totally stupid cause she is a tard. Don't smoke marijuana\!\!\!

8. (douchebag) (561↑, 121↓)
The term "douchbag" generally refers to a male with any number of characteristics not associated with one particular region or age demographic. Douchebag is a combination of attitude qualities, social ability, and attire. In terms of geography douchebags can be found nearly anywhere. For instance, douchebags can be seen in New Jersey where fake diamond earrings, frosted spiked hair, Razor phones, half a can of Axe, unbuttoned collared shirts, Fossil watches, overly groomed chinstraps, backwards colored Yankee hats with the sticker still attached and 2002 Mustangs are considered "tight." At the same time douchebags are also plentiful in the Southwest where on any given Wednesday night on frat row in Tempe you can find males who find it "sweet shit" to wear pink collared shirts, while donning the following attire: pukka-shelled necklaces, fake skater shoes, have some variation of an Asian symbol tattoo on their shoulder or back, wear a Hurley hat that sits cockeyed on their head, throw various fake gang signs during pictures and drive their dad's old white 1997 convertible M3 BMW. They also generally find the length of time one drinks while doing a "keg-stand" directly correlates with the amount of pussy one can get. As mentioned douchebags transcend not only various geographical locations, but age demographics as well. For instance, douchebags are quite often seen just south of Sarasota, FL as evidenced by 45 year old men who still wear Oakley's, shave their chests, wear shirts that read "ride" on the front and "me" on the back, and think its cool to wear white K-Swiss'. They are usually on first name basis with the girls at Hooters, and think white T-shirt contests with 1/2 half-off Margaritas are better than a baseball game with $1 beers. At the same time, we can see young 21 year old douchebags in West L.A. who still think that Dolce Gabana belt buckles, and fo-hawks are "pimp shit." In terms of behavior douchebags have an over-inflated sense of self worth, lack the social ability to interact with non-douchebags, and have tricked their minds into thinking that they "get mad pussy." The irony is that they very rarely get pussy, but amazingly have the amazing propensity to talk quite often about allegedly getting it.

Example 1: Person One: Yo--did you see that guy wearing the Abercrombie hat and leather jacket park his crotch rocket right in front of the bar, and rev his engine for 15 seconds? Person Two: You mean the guy who ordered 25 "Jag-bombs"? Yea, that guy was a fucking douchebag Real life doucebags: Keven Federline, Nick Lachey, any dude on The Hills, most of New Jersey,

9. (douchebag) (393↑, 65↓)
The term "douchebag" generally refers to a male with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation. Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most of his peers dislike him. He has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. He behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic he appears to others. He often talks about how cool, successful, and popular he is, yet never catches on to the fact that he comes across as a total loser. Nevertheless, he firmly believes that he is the smartest, most desirable, and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade. He fancies himself a ladies’ man, yet tends to be a joke to all but the most naive of women. He tries to portray himself as part of the in-crowd (a fashionista, an upwardly mobile professional, the life of the party, etc.) but only succeeds in his own mind. To everyone else, he is an annoying and arrogant phony who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for his insecurities. He tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate him, but in reality, he is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, women, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing. A-list ego; D-list status.

A douchebag will often try to make a name for himself on the nightlife scene by attending exclusive parties, fashion events, and grand openings of new clubs, but usually has to kiss up to someone to get the invite. To that end, he will often target people in certain positions and try to befriend them to advance his social status and gain access (e.g. bar owners, party promoters, social network administrators, wealthy socialites, etc). A douchebag will often bring his SLR to bars to take pictures of good looking girls (with or without their permission), perhaps pretending to be a professional photographer. He will try to be in as many photos as possible (often posing with his arms around total strangers or his friends’ girlfriends) and post them on his personal websites in an effort to convince his online community that he is a bigtime [bar-star]. He is also likely to boast about his "conquests" (usually exaggerated or fabricated), failing to realize that this only serves to impress fellow douchebags. Who invited this douchebag... and why is he drinking from my bottle?

10. (douchebag) (482↑, 182↓)
The name of the guy dating the girl of your dreams.

Can you believe Laura is seeing that guy?\!\! What a douchebag.

Author: christopher5000 http://douchebag.urbanup.com/2352667
11. (douchebag) (273↑, 69↓)
That annoying guy that always talks about how cool he is, how tough he is, and acts like he is better than everyone. He tries to start shit with people and be a complete [dick] - usually unknowingly since he doesn't catch the fact that he's making a fool out of himself. Though the common douchebag thinks he is accepted by the people around him, most people dislike him. He loves to appear in many places, such as [parties] where he seeks attention by, again, making a fool out of himself. A douchebag is also considered a little [bitch]. To cure douchebag-iness, apply fist to face of douchebag every once in a while (usually when he tries to act tough). After a while it may or may not disappear. If symptoms continue, resort to more violent and dramatic measures.

That douchebag is a fake, somebody should beat him up.

12. (douchebag) (242↑, 124↓)
someone with a myspace that has more friends than the population of their hometown.

Hello, DOUCHEBAG\! You have 46346874161 friends.

13. (douchebag) (188↑, 83↓)
1. Present in any given social environment, A douchebag is "that guy"... that squawking choadspank who is completely full of shit, or that moron whose head is so far up his or her ass that they will never see the light nor breathe the air again. 2. In a social situation, This person is ALWAYS the most unintelligent, arrogant, worthless, and audacious person, however firmly believes themselves to be the smartest, most important, and most sociable. 3. He is the guy that really gets under your skin, that jerk-off artist who stole that girl's virginity who you've had a crush on since the first grade, that sick minded individual that manages to suck some of the the most genuine and moral people into his fake distructive facade 3. Someone who is completely unbearable and unreasonable when put in a leadership position, for the more power they are given, the more endorsed they feel to spew their bullshit in everyone's faces. 4. Someone who projects such a negative image that people around them agree they should not even bother waking up in the morning. 5. Someone who doesn't care about producing any moral good in this world, regardless of who they are or how much power they have

Anyone supporting open borders between Canada and Mexico, or a nationalized ID card, or the right to spy and collect data on American citizens, or the right to torture human beings, or the right to infringe on our second amendment rights to protect ourselves from our own corrupt government is a traitorous douchebag. Fuck George W. Bush, what a fucking douchebag...

Author: RevelationToRevolution http://douchebag.urbanup.com/2762679
14. (douchebag) (231↑, 147↓)
1) an item consisting of a rubber bag, tube and nozzle, used to clean a woman's vagina 2) a male over the age of eight wearing a pink polo shirt, usually with popped collar, and usually wearing a badly-clashing baseball cap, many times backwards 2a) includes males who also wear cowry-shell or "pooka"-shell necklaces, Livestrong bracelets in various colors/for other causes, prefer oversized Phat Farm, Vans or DC sneakers with huge "tongues". Some also wear large amounts of fake-gold chains and fake-diamond earrings, and hit on girls much younger than they 2b) subset of douchebags includes "bros", aka "brahs"; many of these play X-Box and think that it is a decent gaming system 3) People who have actually said, in all seriousness, "No fat chicks"

Did you see Anthony? He's wearing that pink fuckin' polo shirt with the popped collar again\! What a fuckin' douchebag\! Kevin Federline man, what a douchebag\!

15. (douchebag) (117↑, 41↓)
A person almost completely lacking in social awareness, yet thinks they are actually some sort of casanova. Usually has an extremely inflated sense of self worth, which is puzzling to others because in reality they are seen as quite irritating or pathetic. A more extreme version of a "douche" in the sense that they are more in your face about displaying their douchiness.

Wow he thinks those girls are really into him and keeps forcing awkward conversation with them when its obvious to everybody else that they think he's repulsive. He's a total douchebag

Author: The Gold is Here http://douchebag.urbanup.com/2539633
16. (douchebag) (58↑, 0↓)
1. egotist who disrespects others in an attempt to 'be cool' with the aim of generating love interests or elevating his social standing - especially when this behavior takes the form of attention-seeking antics that defy social norms 2. person who appears uncool, unoriginal and insecure due to his or her habit of trying too hard to appear cool or clever or tough or hip or in-style 3. [guido], [wigger], or anyone who behaves similarly

1. Yeah man, some guy in a candy ass red Porsche pulls a foot in front of me and then slams on his brakes. I wasn't even in the high speed lane. Fucking douchebag. 2. Dude, did you notice that guy who came into the club carrying his motorcycle helmet, with no shirt on? And, get this -- he has a guitar strapped to his back? The douchebag's not even in the band\! Like who does he think he is -- Iggy Pop? Talk about trying too hard. 3. Check out the boardwalk here with all these look-alike shitheads wearing their fruity pink shirts with popped collars. Oh man, they've got massive gobs of guido goo in their hair\! Sooo funny\! I mean, these fucking ass clowns actually believe that they look cool. It's hilarious\! And man, don't even get me started on all the trustifarians and wiggers out here -- it's pretty much Douchebag Central here\! Ha ha \!

Author: TheCoolestGuyEvah http://douchebag.urbanup.com/5884066
17. (douchebag) (90↑, 40↓)
(noun): a douchebag is a person without any sense of how to behave in social situations. He is completely unaware of himself or how others perceive him. He usually has an inflated sense of self-importance and self-worth, and tends to think he's popular when in reality, very few people actually like him. The only people who do like him are his fellow douchebags. He doesn't particularly care about other people, and he thinks that the world revolves around him. A douchebag is consistently the loudest, the drunkest and the most obnoxious guy at a party or at the bar. A douchebag thinks that a girl is obligated to sleep with him just because he buys her a drink. He will instigate fights and confrontations with anyone and for any reason. The douchebag also loves to talk about how many women he gets, when in reality, he doesn't get very many. He also loves to put other people down to make himself feel more important. The female version of the douchebag is also consistently the drunkest, the loudest and the most obnoxious girl at the party. She has no capacity of knowing when to stop drinking. A douchebag girl loves attention, and she'll do anything to get it.

"That guy just threw a beer bottle at a girl. What a douchebag\!"

18. (Douchebag) (63↑, 18↓)
A pretentious, egotistical jerk. Anyone who has an over-inflated sense of superiority. Not to be confused with [Asshole], as assholes are proud of themselves and know and do not care others hate them. Douchebags are oblivious to being hated and scorned by others.

"I hate that slutty douchebag Kaity. She honestly thinks everyone wants her stupid ass " I hate faggot hipster douchbags.

19. (Douchebag) (91↑, 52↓)
Harry Potter, Jesse McCartney

Harry Potter:"In the wizarding world I may be Harry Potter but in the muggle world... I'm something called a douchebag. I play guitar when everyone just wants to hang out I make weird covers of Disney songs, who does that? Muggles hate that shit. I'm just a douchebag, I'm like... I don't know, I'm like Jesse McCartney."

20. (Douchebag) (57↑, 19↓)
A person that is always doing one of three things (Sometimes more then one at once). First, drinking stories (this usually includes how much alcohol was consumed as well as what was done during and after consumption of said alcohol, usually these stories are incredibly over-exaggerated and not welcomed by the intended audience). Second, the douchebag, in his native habitat, is wearing Tapout, Affliction, or Ed Hardy "Gear". These stylistic choices are usually accompanied by spiked hair, fist pumping, and Jager-Bombs (and for a short period "Four Loco"). Third, the douchebag only refers to the female gender as: Bitch, slut, whore, grenade, and/or land-mine.

Douchebag \#1 - Lets spike up our respective hair do's, throw on our Ed Hardy Gear, and do some Jager-bombs\!\!\! Douchebag \#2 - Sg, but you gotta take tha' grenade chick that hangs out with that slut i've been trying to bang all weekend, I called dibs Douchebag \#1 - K, but your buyin the Jag-Bombs... Onlooking Bro \#1 - Bro, those guys are douchebags Onlooking Bro \#2 - Thats Chill

Author: nattybrochill420 http://douchebag.urbanup.com/5447590
21. (douchebag) (71↑, 33↓)
("DB") Someone who goes around acting as if they know everything, when in reality, they don't know anything. A bullshit artist that fakes their way through life by sucking up to anyone who the DB believes can advance them socially or economically. As the DB is extremely annoying to anyone around him, he has no real friends. Has several catch phrases that get him through life so that he can avoid having to come up with any original thoughts. This includes "really???" as a response to most any comment, as to indicate interest in the subject when in reality, the DB does not understand or care to any degree. Another favorite is "oh, piss", as a response to a mistake made by the DB due to incompetency. Another favorite is "fair enough", as a response to anything the DB does not understand, but does not wish to admit not understanding and thus the delivery of this vague phrase in an effort to confuse the other party and hope the subject is changed. Typically, they'll have nasty curly hair (with lots of gel added), a big goofy smile, and walk around all pompous-like. Often can be seen wearing bright colored shirts, gay shoes, vests, capri pants, and on certain occasions, a NICE suit. Has long, girlish fingernails with which he taps on tabletops in an annoying fashion. The DB is quick to dodge blame for failures and inadequacies and make up excuses on the spot. When possible, they will blame coworkers for mistakes, and will push off work on others by citing the fact that they are "very busy" that week. Extreme cases warrant special preceding titles, including "Captain" or "Chief" douchebag, among others.

CDB: "I think this product was good and fun. The firm's managers were nice guys with NICE suits." Everyone else: "Uh, no it's terrible and is probably doomed to failure. Anyone recommending it would have to be an idiot." CDB: "Really?\!?\!?\!" Everyone else: "Uhhh, yeah really. It's no good" CDB: "Fair enough." Everyone else: "Yeah and the questions you asked during the meeting made no sense and made you sound retarded." CDB: "No worries." Everyone else: "We're not worried about anything. Except that we all think you're a total douchebag." CDB: "Interesting."

22. (douchebag) (91↑, 53↓)
One who walks around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. Scum.

Football players who continually lie about their stats, weight, strength. Meynig is a douchebag.

23. (douchebag) (173↑, 136↓)
Anyone who does the following: Puts a 'ball cap on and makes sure it is crooked. Knows hat is on crooked and does not fix it. Puts an oversized tailpipe on a car. Puts on, or buys a car with a fin. Puts collar up. Wears [pooka] shells.

Fix your hat douchebag\!

24. (Douchebag) (61↑, 30↓)
Kanye West.

He's a fucking douchebag.

25. (Douchebag) (125↑, 95↓)
Kevin Federline A.K.A. Mr. Spears\! K-FED

"Why did Britany Spears marry Mr Douchebag?"

26. (douchebag) (60↑, 33↓)
Any person that thinks he or she may be better than another person. Any person who may act like a complete asshole and try to be superior, but in reality, no one likes them. makes a HUGE deal out of something so little, and makes fun of people in front of them with a stupid remark. One who makes fun of someone, but is looking like a complete A$$hole.

Leon: Hey, we have lunch inside, can we play Torn City? Nate: (Turns around to a student and makes some strange gurgled laughing sound) hgguawhaw, he's going to play Torn City\! I'm going to play Tribal Wars. Leon: In Torn City you have guns and you can mug people. And in Tribal Wars, you have your own village and upgrade all your houses. Douchebag. Example 2: Nate: Hahaw, I got 8 words per minute on my typing test, what did YOU get? Huh? (note the superior voice he uses) Leon: I got 27 words per minute. Nate: HaHa\! Leon: Douchebag. Example 3:Leon: Ha, that's stupid Nate: Nie nie nir ni nir nir\! (In a whining squeaky noise, yet still trying to sound superior) Leon: Dude, shut up, your acting like a douchebag. Nate: faggot. Leon: Seriously, your- Nate: faggot Leon: I- Nate: faggot Leon-what are- Nate: faggot Leon: Shut Up Nate: Shut Up Leon: Dude, just- Nate: Shut Up (The douchebag says shut up really fast, shdup) Leon: Come on- Nate: Shdup Leon: Just- Nate: shdup Leon: Douchebag (In a squeaky voice the douchebag puckers up his lips and looks like a complete A*hole says:) Deeushbaag\!

27. (Douchebag) (43↑, 17↓)
A douchebag is characterized by many different qualities so this will be a lengthy definition. Whether or not someone is a douchebag, can often be determined by a combination of their attitude, attire, and lifestyle. First we'll start with a basic definition. Douchebags at their core are pricks who have massive egos and think they have the right to treat other people like shit, they think they own the world. They somehow have been deluded into thinking they are extremely attractive, tough, and that everyone likes them, which is far from the case. They are often white teenagers, but can be found in other age groups, and occasionally other races. Let's look at atire. Douchebags tend to flock to places such as Abercrombie and Fitch, or Lacostalot, excuse me, Lacoste. They often wear cock eyed or reversed flatbills of a baseball team that is located no where near where they live, usually the Yankees or Red Sox. You may see excessive jewelry also, such as massive stud earrings, I'm not talking just little earrings, massive earrings. They wear pre-ripped up jeans, I believe they call it stressed in places such as Abercrombie and Hollister. More often than not they have short hair, often spiked up with some sort of product. It really isn't that hard to find them, a good portion of teens today are doucehbags, they all look the same and they all look like faggots. More than just the way one looks characterizes a douchebag though. They are huge pricks, and just have an aura of egotism around them. Whenever they look at someone who doesn't look like them, you can see the disdain in their eyes, they just hate them for no apparent reason. They have shitty attitudes, they act like pussies when they don't get there way are have to do something that isn't "cool" enough for them. They are very elitist and don't understand what it means to be laid back and accepting. They love talking shit, but can't back it up, I once recieved a death threat via text from a douchebag, I think he works at Abercrombie... They treat women like shit, and the only women who go for them are shallow, easy, and have no self respect. Once you get to college they don't even get these women, beause ithey aren't needed, because they just try to get women really drunk so they can sleep with them. Another thing they do is search for extremely easy girls in the area on Myspace, although girls who fall for this deserve their fate. So ladies, if your guy has any of the qualities in this definition, you should probably really think about what you're doing. The most important thing to remember when dealing with a douchebag is that, everyone else likes you more than him, and he's a pussy. So feel free to either kick his ass, verbally destroy him since he's probably a dumbass, or just ignore him. One good way to react if a douchebag is talking shit to you is to laugh at him. They'll be confused when they realized they didn't intimidate you, or even make you angry. This confusion will make them angry, and they won't know what to do. Instant win. Just try not to be a douche.

-"Hey man you want to go to the mall?" -"Maybe, although it's filled with douchebags looking for chicks and shopping at abercrombie, lets just throw a crazy party and only invite cool people who know how to have fun and aren't jackasses instead." -"Good idea I've seen enough flatbills today." - "What's that guys problem over there?" -"The one with the huge jacket, flatbill, and collared shirt from abercrombie?" -"Yeah he's being a total dick to everyone, and won't stop talking shit." -"What a douchebag, we'll just kick his ass if he gets out of hand."

28. (douchebag) (49↑, 25↓)
a straight laced fool who hangs with his buddies from the frat house 10 years after college trying to pick up on chicks. shops at banana republic. tucks his woven shirt into his khakis and makes fun of people who don't drive nice cars.

"that douchebag is about to get his ass kicked"

29. (douchebag) (73↑, 50↓)
The office smartass at a software company that cannot say anything without some sort of insult, or someone that always says phrases such as "I went to school for 10 years to put up with this shit."

"Brian made fun of me again. What a total douchebag. I did not go to school for 10 years to put up with this shit\!" said the douchebag.

30. (douchebag) (44↑, 22↓)
One who knowingly disrespects his peers while simultaneously thinking very highly of himself for no good reason.

\#1: Hey\!\! That fucker Jimmy just walked up to MY woman, at MY party, in MY house, and is hitting on her\! What the fuck\!? \#2: Yeah, what a fucking douchebag\!\! \#1: Damn straight\!

31. (douchebag) (41↑, 19↓)
You know you've found one when you would rather rub Purell in your eyes than speak to him/her.

"My ex called off our engagement after I told him I would not agree to an 'open relationship'. He is such a douchebag."

32. (Douchebag) (28↑, 9↓)
A person (most likely a man) who is self-absorbed and in love with himself and is very obnoxious about it and chalks up any negative criticism to jealousy. That guy who thinks he is a god and won't shut up about it.

this Mike Guy from Jersey shore actually nicknamed his own abs and compares his fame with the Beatles....what adouchebag

Author: That's Him Officer http://douchebag.urbanup.com/5061207
33. (douchebag) (30↑, 11↓)
A douchebag, or douche is a person, usually male, who has one of the following critereas: 1. He usually wears bright colored shirts, usually abercrombie and fitch or hollister. Sometimes they will wear a polo and keep the collar up for style. 2. They usually wear big ass belts, and feel the need to leave the front of the shirt tucked into it, leaving the big ass logo showing. 3. Although they are talk very loud, their voice gets much louder when they start talking about how much they got wasted or how they fucked their girlfriend. 4. 90% of what douches say is a lie or exaggerated. 5. They refer to their friend as ''bro'' or ''dawg''. 6. They usually have fun putting down weaker kids, just to look cool in front of others. 7. They have fun insulting each others mothers all day, but as soon as one says anything about another's girlfriend, the guy goes crazy. 8. Their sentences emphasize on swear words.

Nerd: Hey guys. Douchebag 1: Get the fuck out, pussy ass bitch. Douche 2: OMG bro your so FUCKING hilarious. Your so cool for insulting that nerd. This makes me even happier than yesterday when we got WASTED and I fucked my girl\!\! Cool kids: Wow, what douchebags...they must be part of circle jerk.

34. (douchebag) (28↑, 11↓)
A person with a really shitty personality and a oversized ego who thinks he's smarter than he actually is and makes a jack-ass of himself in public. They normally assume the form of a pompas (usually rich) over gelled haired pretty boy, with a retardly deep voice. Normally wears pink polo shirts with the collar turned up, pants hanging below his lack of ass, backwards white baseball cap with green lettering, and puka shells. Is often seen watching downloaded simpsons episodes on his video iPod while talking on his razor cell phone in the middle of the hall way at a local highschool. 2) The offspring of assholes and will develop into fully mature assholes when they get a job in a office.

1) all the kids in 90210 Christ what a douchebag

Author: weirdasswhitegirl http://douchebag.urbanup.com/3473327
35. (douchebag) (43↑, 27↓)
Criss Angel.

Person \#1: Did you see Criss Angel's Twitter about kicking Ryan Ross in the crotch? Person \#2: Yeah, he just proved once again how accurate that Supernatural episode title was. Person \#1: Which episode? Person \#2: "Criss Angel is a douchebag". Person \#1: LOL

Author: thatssonotaword http://douchebag.urbanup.com/3705603
36. (Douchebag) (21↑, 6↓)
Person with an enormous, self-inflated ego, cocky attitude and delusions of grandeur with absolutely no merit and massive evidence to the contrary.

www.arthurkade.com , epitome of a douchebag

37. (Douchebag) (23↑, 9↓)
Kanye West

To Taylor Swift, I'm Happy for You. I'mma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the Best Videos of all time\! - Kanye West being a Douchebag

Author: NobodySpecial3wq http://douchebag.urbanup.com/4240311
38. (douchebag) (36↑, 22↓)
Spencer Pratt.

[IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/o2pon.jpg[/IMG] douchebag.

39. (Douchebag) (22↑, 9↓)
A person who has little intelligence and who constantly gets on people's nerves of no apparent reason. Typically cares about no one else and is overly confident. Downplays and ridicules others that are superior to himself/herself.

Karen is such a douchebag. She thinks and acts like she's better than Joanthan even though in real life, Jonathan is better and smarter than Karen. Not to mention, her face smells like one too.

Author: J to the O Jonathan http://douchebag.urbanup.com/2276835
40. (Douchebag) (24↑, 13↓)
A Canadian named Michael LeNeveu

Oh my god, Michael is such a douchebag

41. (Douchebag) (19↑, 8↓)
Kanye West.

Kanye West is a fucking douchebag.

Author: Toy Machine yeah http://douchebag.urbanup.com/4239951
42. (Douchebag) (18↑, 7↓)
Someone who slows the learning process down of the entire world. Demanding to be loved, Arrogance, dishonest, pretentious, self-absorbed, pussy, little bitch, two-faced, hits women, acts familiar and then trashes a person behind their back, standoff-ish, trendy/conforming, uses other people, no direction in life, negative, destructive to those around him, unintelligent, likes 'secrets', the game you just lost

Half the people in Atlanta, GA are douchebags.

43. (douchebag) (13↑, 3↓)
1) A guy who is full of themselves. An egotist. 2)A party crasher or anyoune else who comes along to spoil a mood.

Hollywood is full of douchebags

Author: Miskatonic Jack 2 http://douchebag.urbanup.com/5056606
44. (Douchebag) (13↑, 3↓)
is an annoying person who is desprately seeking attention in an unsubtle, non-cool, overused, outdated, out of style, unsophisticated and dramatic way trying to empress but doesn't knows how idiotic, embarassing, annoying and ultimately uncool they appear to society, others and me\! ;) hahahaha\!

Soulja boy and crew are douchebags writing his name on his shades trying to be so cool along with the overly size clothes they wear\! XD

45. (douchebag) (14↑, 4↓)
1. A personality type that is well-defined by other definitions here 2. Describes a certain look or style, especially when someone dresses in the most tasteless fashion possible. 3. What the vast majority of the guys at my school dressed like at the senior prom.

Wow, look at Tom over there, wearing a backwards-facing baseball cap with his tuxedo. And there's Damon, dressed like a total poser with his gaudy and trashy-looking wannabe-pimp outfit and bling bling. I don't think anyone could look anymore like a douchebag than those two.

46. (douchebag) (14↑, 4↓)
1. Arrogant, self-centered, always right. 2. Sleazy, underhanded, scheming, with ulterior motives. 3. Thinks they are good at something they can only perform in a basic manner.

1. Look, I am not going to argue with you about this. You have no idea what my perspective is and to think you do makes you a douchebag. 2. Your wife's former boyfriend who calls after he gets divorced (often for being a douchebag) and then wants to 'catch-up' with her and be your 'friend'. 3. The guy who says he plays guitar and then struggles to choke out 'Smoke on the Water'

47. (douchebag) (9↑, 0↓)
John Mayer

John Mayer's Playboy interview took douchbaggedness to an all new level. He has surpassed even the former King of DB Kanye. Examples of his douchebaggedness can be seen in his tweets and all interviews he gives.

48. (douchebag) (9↑, 0↓)
A man who has an ego bigger than the world. Also can be called motherfucker or asshole. They tend to frequent clubs and try to dance with men's girlfriends.

All the guys on "Jersey Shore" are all douchebags.

49. (douchebag) (13↑, 5↓)
Glenn Beck

Did you see Glenn Beck on Fox news? What a fuckin douchebag\!

Author: Glen Beck is a douchebag http://douchebag.urbanup.com/5184457
50. (douchebag) (9↑, 1↓)
One who boasts about his accomplishments. Usually associated with the term meat-head and or tool. One who puts shirtless pictures of himself on facebook trying to impress the ladies and or dudes. Most douchebags lack girlfriends or undeservingly have an extremely hot girlfriend. There really isnt an in-between. Uses terms like "big, huge, or ripped" when describing himself or "bro, or broseph" when talking about his pals. Usually does not realize his douchebaginess, and thinks he is being cool or impressing when really he is just making himself look like a moron. Usually referred to as "THAT GUY" when outsiders refer to him in response to his douchebaggy behavior.

"I love working out, drinking beer, showing off, and getting my tan on"- douchebag

51. (douchebag) (17↑, 9↓)
A term used to describe a specific type of obnoxious, overtly aggressive, insecure, homophobic, or otherwise undesirable young white male, often from the Northeastern or Middle Atlantic region of the United States. This individual is often characterized by one or more of the following traits: Ed Hardy t-shirts, excessively gelled hair, gold chains, barbed wire tattoos enveloping steroid-enhanced biceps, track suits.

Last week at the Shore, I nearly passed out from the suffocating cloud of cologne emanating from this annoying mass of high-fiving douchebags.

52. (douchebag) (12↑, 4↓)
A person who is or resembles Kanye West.

That egocentric [douchebag] has such an inflated sense of his own self worth.

53. (Douchebag) (14↑, 6↓)
Kayne West

Kayne was a douchebag at the VMA's

54. (Douchebag) (18↑, 10↓)
Kanye West.

A douchebag totally disrespected Taylor Swift at the VMAs.

55. (douchebag) (19↑, 11↓)
a complete retard who cracks jokes that nobody thinks are funny. see [jake]

"what a douchebag" "yeah, what a jake"

56. (douchebag) (30↑, 22↓)
Douchebags are typically smug, and exude self-confidence. However, rarely are they actually self-confident, but are usually more likely lacking self-confidence. There are the rare breeds that are so deluded that they believe they are cool, when no one else thinks so. In this case, they are not lacking self-confidence, but are just deluded.

From popular culture: John Denver (as seen on Southpark) John Denver is the biggest douchebag in the universe.

57. (douchebag) (56↑, 48↓)
A person in a position of authority who does things to impede the progress of the individual and sometimes Humanity. A douchebag also neglects to realize that their God-like complex is very transparent and that any form of politeness directed towards them is a mere formality. Douchebags are often seen in pairs for fear of being outnumbered and often make decisions that provide themselves with physical, statistical and a documented advantage

Why do police have to be such Douchebags Wow, even when not in uniform; he's still a douchebag

58. (douchebag) (7↑, 0↓)
the guy who sits next to me at work

Dave is a douchebag. I want to kick him in the nuts.

59. (Douchebag) (11↑, 4↓)
a willfully ignorant person considered to be a waste of sperm thus polluting the environment from their [idiot] infection. any irritating, mis-matching information giving individual who is careless and reckless in societal settings. any given person suffering from [shithead] syndrome, [dickhead] disease, [moron] malignancy, terminal temper, [two-faced] tremors or any maliciously intended "cognitive blooper".

------------------------------------------------------------ "So dude/chick told me this and then later changed her story claiming another" "What a douchebag." ------------------------------------------------------------ "Dick/Bitch almost hit me on the bike with their truck/car/van." "What a douchebag."

Author: Douchebag Annihilator http://douchebag.urbanup.com/4474873
60. (douchebag) (16↑, 9↓)
brother in-laws who treat their wives and children like shit, and who expect their wife's parents to support him. This is a man who laughs and tells his 9 year old daughter she is fat, and who stalks his wife

You are a douchebag, my text messages are none of your business. You do not need to know about every conversation that goes on between me and my friends so you can interrogate me.

61. (douchebag) (9↑, 2↓)
A jerk; a mean or rude person; An idiot, a dim-witted person; An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth

some who boast a lot so you would say shut up you ''douchebag''

62. (Douchebag) (8↑, 1↓)
a guy that is a royal jerk and will one day get his. a typical loser jerkface asshole who lies to girls, doesn't know how to be a man and is a big pussy.

that boy Eugene is a total douchebag.

63. (douchebag) (11↑, 5↓)
A person that thinks they are extremely cool or special because they have an iPhone, iPad, or other Apple product. These people tend to be unusually "excited" about their mediocre devices and try extremely hard to let everyone know that they have one by displaying it at all possible times. These people are typically unpaid walking shills for Apple, eager to praise any and all moves made by the company including the emotional/ blabbering defense of any perceived affront.

Look at that douchebag sitting in Starbucks with his iPad propped up on the table turned so everyone can see. Poor schmuck probably thinks it's a laptop. What's that pressed to his temple? Oh of course, an iPhone4. Looks like he can't get good reception, he must be holding it wrong. lol.

Author: The Bone Smuggler http://douchebag.urbanup.com/5091547
64. (douchebag) (6↑, 0↓)
john mayor

all of the above, john mayor is a douchebag

65. (douchebag) (8↑, 2↓)
One of the lowest of the lows... selfish bastards thinking only about themselves with no concern for others or the consequences of their actions. Possibly one step away from mental retardation, these people seem to make decisions no one can understand. Possibly an evolution issue? The kind of person that makes you shake your head.

Singor was a complete and total douchebag. He borrowed money from his girlfriend to take a holiday with his mistress... not his only mistress.

66. (douchebag) (9↑, 3↓)
An insult primarily used by caucasians in reference to a person who is rude, irritating, inconsiderate, exceedingly ignorant, or filled with unwarranted self-importance. Douchebags are often seen wearing [trucker cap]s and [affliction] tees, and they often use the word "gay" in a pejorative sense.

Guy \#1: "...everyone on welfare is just eating away at our tax dollars. Most of them aren't even poor. They just keep having kids to get a fatter check. My cousin's best friend's ex boyfriend's aunt had like 9 kids and drove a sparkly impala with [spinners] that she got using welfare checks. Welfare queens. Pshaw." Guy \#2: "Oh god, this guy's been pounding [sparks] all night and spewing his [fox news] commentary on everyone here. He's fucking up our party." Guy \#3: "What a douchebag."

67. (douchebag) (16↑, 10↓)
Someone lacking in coolness. 100% uncool. No coolness. No value as a human being.

Glenn Beck, what a douchebag\!

Author: not-a-douche-bag\!$% http://douchebag.urbanup.com/4200374
68. (douchebag) (20↑, 14↓)
A guy who tries so hard to be sexy that he comes off looking like a fruit. or A whiny pussy.

Justin put on a whole bottle of self tanner and now he's completely orange. What a douchebag\!\! Tim didn't want to get a job until he was 30\!\! What a douche\!

69. (douchebag) (36↑, 30↓)
a vile obnoxious piece of shit.

joe lieberman is a douchebag.

70. (Douchebag) (7↑, 2↓)
A group of gentleman, while expressing their deep inability to cope with everyday challenges such as general speech, simple addition, not using the word, "Bruh," And , parade about thinking that they, in fact, are God's great gift to the world; and that in their white short- Hollister T-shirt wearing- spiked up douche hair- and socks with sandals existence is the epitome of living itself. One from this group can be compared to ANYONE ELSE IN THE GROUP with little variation.

*To other miscellaneous douchebag: "Aye, yo bruh\!" *Innocent bistander:"God, that douchbag wearing the shudder shades is so loud..." *Douchebag: "Dude, crank that radio. My favorite Nickleback song is playin'\!" *Innocent bistander proceeds to facepalm.

71. (Douchebag) (5↑, 0↓)
N - A person with an over inflated ego, coupled with a low intelligence, who has no idea people are making fun on his style or personality

www.submitadouche.com has many examples of the different types of douchebags

72. (douchebag) (9↑, 4↓)
(n.) - (1) an arrogant, overweening individual claiming to possess knowledge and/or talent that it is clear they do not. (2) a male person working in the entertainment industry in Hollywood.

(1) "Oh please stop talking about futurism and the singularity, you sound like a douchebag." (2) "Michael Bay is such a douchebag\!"

73. (douchebag) (6↑, 1↓)
someone who acts like that dumb kid in kindergarden who knocked over your blocks, and spilled apple juice on your blanket at nap-time so it looks like you peed your-self

He reminds me of that douchebag, billy, from kindergarden...

Author: the magic man nipple http://douchebag.urbanup.com/4248826
74. (douchebag) (10↑, 5↓)
someone who tries to sing a song but doesnt know the words

that hunter fanton looks like a real douchebag when he tries to sing big green tractor by Jason Aldean

Author: tiberious longjohnson http://douchebag.urbanup.com/4127774
75. (douchebag) (4↑, 0↓)
An [obnoxious], [pretentious], self-important [jerk] who’s [oblivious] to their own ridiculousness.

John Edwards is a douchebag South Park: John Edwards: But I'm a psychic. Stan: No dude, your a douche. John Edwards: I'm not a douche. What if I really believe dead people talk to me? Stan: Then you're a stupid douche.

76. (douchebag) (5↑, 1↓)
Gov. Scott Walker

Republican Governor Scott Walker is a douchebag

Author: Forthemiddleclass http://douchebag.urbanup.com/5638268
77. (douchebag) (7↑, 3↓)
A Princeton, Harvard, Yale, or Columbia University student.

Princeton Student: "Why, my good man, your 401K is clearly inferior to mine. If you were any lower on the financial scale, I would be shocked that you're even allowed to vote\!" Dartmouth student: " . . . Wow, you are an unbelievable douchebag."

Author: mrbob1382487385 http://douchebag.urbanup.com/4894560
78. (Douchebag) (5↑, 1↓)
The epidemy of a car salesman who comes in and acts like he knows everything, is quick to judge everyone and find a million negative things to say about them let alone talk down to them like they are stupid when he himself thinks that he is better than everyone because he has an I phone. He has to one up anything anyone says and is hated by everyone yet is still convinced that he is The coolest person on earth.

My guest service manager is a douchebag

79. (douchebag) (4↑, 0↓)
A [douchebag] has no imagination or intelligence. A [douchebag] copies your ideas, clothing, home style and speech and passes it off as their own after doing that a [douchebag] lectures you on how to think, dress, decorate and or speak as if he or she didn't steal your identity. A [douchebag] eventually reveals him or herself to everyone because you can't fool everyone all of the time.

I can't believe it, that [douchebag] stole my idea and is pretending its his. Everyone is kissing that [ douchebags] ass because they think his ideas are original and interesting. That [douchebag] has the nerve to have his wife introduce him as the idea man after stealing everyone's ideas\!\!

80. (Douchebag) (9↑, 5↓)
Someone who wears white Oakley sunglasses.

Mitch- "Hey is that guy wearing white oakleys?" Steve- "Yea man. What a Douchebag\!"

81. (Douchebag) (25↑, 21↓)
Short for DOU-ble CHE-ese BAG-el

Can I have two Douchebags please?

Author: DUN-DUN-DUNNN\! http://douchebag.urbanup.com/3274831
82. (douchebag) (3↑, 0↓)
A technical term for adherents of the political philosophy of [anarchism]. Specifically useful in reference to those who embrace "anarchism without adjectives," or reject the communist tradition within anarchism.

Wow, did you go to the spokes council last night? What a bunch of douchebags.

83. (douchebag) (4↑, 1↓)
Google Noel Hurtley, paying special attention to the website that should come up, and also the Twitter account related to it. Simple.

My god, that Noel Hurtley guy is a douchebag. Such a douche he is. If there was ever a douchebag, it's that guy. Dictionary definition right there.

84. (Douchebag) (3↑, 0↓)
An idiot sperm donor who doesnt bother to show up for his kids surgery.....

oh wait.. that was today and I overslept?? yup I must be a douchebag

Author: douchebags smarter ex-wife http://douchebag.urbanup.com/5962744
85. (Douchebag) (3↑, 0↓)
Somebody that wears Ed Hardy or wears sunglasses inside\!

Dino: Is that guy wearing sunglasses? We are inside\! Vargas: Wow\! What a douchebag\!

86. (douchebag) (3↑, 0↓)
a person who lives rent free with his mother. He is delusional - thinks he actually owns the house and that he's the boss of everyone living in the household. Last but not least, he thinks he's the best person in the world for graduating in four years. woop - di - doo

Oh my gosh, my friend's brother Colin Andres Lee is such a douchebag. That guy is so bad, he could go to jail for being a douche.

87. (douchebag) (6↑, 3↓)
Someone who posts on an internet message board about how awesome they are and puts everyone else down, and then turns out to be a smacktard with a unibrow who isn't half as cool as he thinks he is.

Man, that crazy homy talks so much crap... he's such a douchebag\!

88. (douchebag) (5↑, 2↓)
A person with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent.

Ron MacLean of CBC's Hockey Night in Canada is a douchebag.

89. (douchebag) (5↑, 2↓)
a mother fucking [jackass] that noone likes

Bob- Basharat is such a douchebag Joe- Why? Bob- hes just an ass hole for no reason and he has no friends Joe- true

Author: wtfsapseudonym? http://douchebag.urbanup.com/4312342
90. (Douchebag) (4↑, 1↓)
A stupid fucking jackass who feels the need to fuck with people who are not their friends.

Did you hear?? Those douchebags Jesse, Nick and Caleb got their asses kicked when they fucked with the wrong guy.

91. (douchebag) (5↑, 2↓)
1. One who wears shuttershades. 2. One who pops his/her collar. 3. A male who rides a pink moped.

1. Mike: "Why is he wearing shutter shades indoors?" Brian: "I don't know\! He's a douchebag." Mike: "Let's go kick his ass." 2. Mike: "There's a girl here who has a popped collar. Can I slap her?" Brian: "For the love of God and all things anti-douchebag; YES\!" 3. Mike: "How cool do you think that guy that drives the pink moped thinks he is?" Brian: "Probably 10% cool and 90% douchebag."

92. (Douchebag) (10↑, 7↓)
1. An individual one doesn't feel guilty hating. 2. The close cousin of the total asshole. 3. Dominick Dinapoli

Wow, Dominick is a douchebag

93. (Douchebag) (3↑, 1↓)
A very infectious disease that affects mostly white 20 something males turning them into egocentric steroid using assholes with orange skin. Various strains of Douchebag have been Idenitfied. 1. The Frat Douche- this strain has ravaged college's across the U.S since orginating at Arizona State in the early 1990's highly contagious it turns high school seniors into full fledged douchebags rapidly after infection. Symptoms include drinking Keystone or Natty Ice beer and wearing popped collars and sunglasses even when indoors 2. The Ed Hardy douche- showed up in small numbers in 2007 but didn't explode until Jon Gosselin became infected. Sypmtoms include wearing T-shirts with a flaming tiger on them and dating two or more skanks at the same time. 3. The Statan Island Douche- The newest strain of douchebag to appear first showed up in late 2009 charcterized a very inflated ego and uncontrolled muscle spasms that result in punching of the air. Skin turns a very odd orange color muscle sized increases and hair becomes thick with grease and and is often spiked. Unlike other strains of douchebag the Statan Island appears to affect women at an alarming rate. their symptoms include wearing cheetah print clothing, large amounts of eye liner and drinking large shots of Tequllia.

If you see a douchebag infected person or you yourself are infected please Quarantine yourself and call the CDC as soon as possible.

Author: lolmakingfunofpeoplelol http://douchebag.urbanup.com/6260544
94. (Douchebag) (2↑, 0↓)
Someone who puts actual information on Urban Dictionary.

A football field is 100 yards long, also I am a douchebag.

95. (Douchebag) (2↑, 0↓)
A boy (not a man) that believes that he is better than everybody else in everyway possible, especially in sports, when in fact he is mediocre to terrible at evrything he does....except being a douchebag.

Douchebag: "Im an athlete, and just to reinforce the fact that Im an athlete I wear an Oakland ATHLETICS hat all the time." Everybody else in room: "DOUCHEBAG\!\!\!\!\!"

Author: Howiefeltersnatch69 http://douchebag.urbanup.com/5819849
96. (Douchebag) (2↑, 0↓)
Someone who acts like they are the shit, in all reality is not.

Tyler: Dude, i cant come over today. Nick: Why? Tyler: My house got hit by a meteor. Nick: Your a douchebag tyler.

97. (Douchebag) (3↑, 1↓)
Criss Angel.

Criss Angel is a douchebag.

98. (douchebag) (4↑, 2↓)
An individual that thinks highly of themselves and wears clothing such as Ed Hardy, Tap Out, Affliction, ripped jeans, flip flops, and anything in that Genre.

That douchebag needs to get a shirt that actually fits.

99. (douchebag) (9↑, 7↓)
Dumb, unoriginal, self-absorbed pieces of shit with a lame sense of humor. Basically 99% of American males. Stupid sluts love them and treat them like kings, further spawning more douchebagery.

Kanye West and douchebags who think his lyrics are clever.

Author: blinglong berugata http://douchebag.urbanup.com/4392220
100. (Douchebag) (4↑, 2↓)
Kanye West

Kayne West is a douchebag President Obama called Kanye West a douchebag

101. (Douchebag) (5↑, 3↓)
Rob

Rob is a major douchebag Stop being a Rob Rob is also known as d-bag That rob cock blocked me

102. (Douchebag) (7↑, 5↓)
George W Bush. Ex President of the United States

Guy 1 George bush is a douchebag. Guy 2 Yha he is.

103. (douchebag) (5↑, 3↓)
\!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.

hey whats up with the guy in the mustang? Who the guy with the expensive sunglasses and teh frosted tips yea whats his deal? i dont know just some fucking douchebag.

104. (douchebag) (6↑, 4↓)
See Kanye West.

Kanye West is the biggest douchebag ever, look at what he said: "Taylor, I'm really happy for you, and I'm gonna let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time"

105. (Douchebag) (3↑, 2↓)
Googling Google = Douchebag YouTubing Youtube = Douchebag UrbanDictionarying UrbanDictionary = Douchebag Etc etc.

I googled google and it came up with a page that just said Douchebag..

106. (douchebag) (1↑, 0↓)
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker but is still capable. Not to be confuzed with douche. Commonly has the name "Mike Le." Tends to be and instigator but can't do shit.

He talks shit but can't back it up, he must be a douchebag.

107. (douchebag) (1↑, 0↓)
A pretentious, arrogant idiot. Someone with an inflamed sense of self-worth, usually compounded with an extreme lack of intelligence. Typically does not own a mirror, for if they did, would surely be able to detect the immense level of douchebagginess they are emitting.

Douchebag: (adj;) See also; Jersey Shore.

108. (Douchebag) (1↑, 0↓)
Someone who calls a stranger a hillbilly on Facebook while rocking a wifebeater and faux dog tags.

Doesn't that guy on the balcony with the faux dog tags and the wifebeater know that everybody mocks the Jersey Shore? What a douchebag\!

109. (Douchebag) (1↑, 0↓)
Annoying people who have past the rank ass, asshole, and jerk. But are not yet fuckers or motherfuckers. Possible at the rank of bitch or BYEOTCH.

No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people. REAL EXAMPLE: Person 1:... Person 2: Why aren't you talking?\! Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG\!

Author: AMERICAN IDIOTTTT http://douchebag.urbanup.com/5067677
110. (douchebag) (6↑, 5↓)
when a guy/girl that you're dating tells you they love you every single day and always smiles at you and then one day, they treat you like complete and utter crap and ignore you and everything nd put you through absolute hell and then you get home and have a message from them and they want to break up because apprently you should just "be friends" and you're like, "why couldn't you tell me this earlier and saved me a whole hell of alot of worry? oh and it would be nice if you wouldn't tell me you love me unless you mean it\!" and then you find out that the next day, they've been telling all of your friends.

Bob: "I love you" -3 hours later- "um, let's break up" Alice: "whatever" ---------next day-------- friend \#1: "bob broke up with you?" alice: "yup. ONLINE." friend \#1: "what a douchebag\!" ---------later--------- alice: "he said he loved me" friend \#2: "he's a douchebag. of course he said he did"

Author: Im over you. get over yourself http://douchebag.urbanup.com/4718414
111. (douchebag) (2↑, 1↓)
ryan seacrest. can be used as a noun or as an adjective

P1: "Hey douchebag\!" Ryan Seacrest: "yeah?" P1: "Hey man you look kinda ryan seacrest" P2: "are you calling me a douchebag?"

Author: tylerdurden5123124 http://douchebag.urbanup.com/4329225
112. (Douchebag) (6↑, 5↓)
Any male who defined "Love" on Urbandictionry

Go outside, douchebags

113. (douchebag) (8↑, 7↓)
n. and adj. interchangeable . One who wears a stocking cap when it is greater that 65 F and the stocking cap worn when it is over 65 F

"Hey\! Nice Douchebag\!, is that from Urban Outfitters?" "Look at that douchebag\! It freaking 90 degrees out."

114. (Douchebag) (24↑, 23↓)
A person who has little intelligence and who constantly gets on people's nerves of no apparent reason. Typically cares about no one else and is overly confident. Downplays and ridicules others that are superior to himself/herself.

Karen is such a douchebag. She thinks and acts like she's better than Joanthan even though in real life, Jonathan is better and smarter than Karen.

Author: J to the O Jonathan http://douchebag.urbanup.com/2228640
115. (douchebag) (62↑, 61↓)
People who are so full of themselves pretending to be "wheelers" or "players" in the corporate world but do not know their ass from a hole in the ground. Douchebags like this call meetings to hear themselves talk, but never say a goddamn thing of any relevance.

Darryl calls a weekly meeting that we all had to commute to, dusts off last week's agenda and talks utter nonsense for two hours--that's a douchebag.

116. (douchebag) (0↑, 0↓)
Ryan Seacrest

Look at that douchebag (Ryan Seacrest).

117. (douchebag) (7↑, 7↓)
a person who searches the internet for said word.

yep, you my friend, are a douchebag.

Author: look at you, dirty fucker http://douchebag.urbanup.com/5221259
118. (douchebag) (1↑, 1↓)
The quintessential douchebag, such a look is given for trying to suck the pants off a fellow douchebag saying " I start to pucker, 'cuz I'm a cock sucker." From what I've read they aren't happy unless going balls deep into each others mouths and licking the corn off the other guys dipsticks after a big ass plundering. beachnative420 6 minutes ago

Hey look at that douchebag, he's got shit on his lips, RUN?

119. (douchebag) (3↑, 3↓)
Jon Gosselin\!

Tom is such a wimp... I think his wife has his balls in her purse, like Jon Gosselin\! What a douchebag\!

120. (douchebag) (4↑, 4↓)
1. An exceedingly stupid person 2. Anyone looking up the word 'douchebag'. I mean, seriously? Do you have a life?\!

You're such a douchebag. Who spends their time on UrbanDictionary.com?

Author: I am smart like that hehehehe http://douchebag.urbanup.com/4918198
121. (Douchebag) (3↑, 3↓)
An insecure male that comes well-packaged, only to clean vaginas

"check out that hair\! and those abs\! but hes kinda empty...make a great tool for my crotch tho\!" "that guy in the pink shirt thinks his douchebag ass is getting with so many girls but they're using him"

122. (douchebag) (4↑, 4↓)
Someone who refuses to medical help they require, even if it affects others around them and relationships they have. Someone who makes a lot of strange sound effect noises, for no reason every single day, or every time you see them. Someone who actually thinks bad things or problems will magically go away if they are ignored and/or put off long enough. Someone who'd rather live with the pain, discomfort, and inconveniences, of having a hernia (including making the significant other suffer indefinatley, each day going by an insult), even if it means no intercourse, rather than having the outpatient surgery and having a rich, full, normal sex life. In short, anyone who doesn't see their overabundance of agrrogance, rudeness, stubborness, lameness, cowardice, or insensitivity, even though they exhibit those qualities to the max on a regular to extreme basis. It feeds off of pride, fear, and selfishness.

These definitions are very close to that of asshole, jackass, dick, and fucker. The major difference is that the douchebag isn't usually one to commit douchebaggary out of blatent evil intentions.

123. (douchebag) (4↑, 4↓)
A person who cheats on, tears apart someone elses life, and hits on freshman, and 8th graders, when he is in 11th grade

That douchebag ruined my life.

124. (douchebag) (3↑, 3↓)
stupid person idotic

frank is such a stupid douchebag

125. (douchebag) (4↑, 4↓)
those little bags you find in the bathroom of every Italian hotel next to things that look like a sink except it's for your butt.

Matt: hey what are those little plastic bags next the toilet-sink thingy and the bar of soap that says intimate cleanser on it Ryan: Oh, those are douchebags Matt: Awesome

Author: Mister Pinecone http://douchebag.urbanup.com/3881567
126. (Douchebag) (38↑, 38↓)
A person who tries overly hard to be cool. (someone cool is just cool, they don't have to try) Also known as the pretty-boy poser. He's that guy or that group of guys who all look the same because they follow the latest trend. They appear almost metrosexual but aren't. The only sense of style they have is from what they see in magazines or what they see everyone else wear. They will let on that they were the ones who came up with that style first.

Kevin Federline is a douchebag. Jason is a real douchebag.

Author: THe FReeKY YouNG oNE http://douchebag.urbanup.com/1797044
127. (douchebag) (0↑, 1↓)
My ex boyfriend, Jayson.

Friend: Did you see that douchebag?\! Me: Oh, that's my ex, Jayson\!

128. (Douchebag) (0↑, 1↓)
The guy that lives in the lounge and points out useless info

A douchebag who risks being punched in the face when he talks

129. (Douchebag) (0↑, 1↓)
A person who behaves as the too smart for you or anyone around. Always has to give thier oppinion in a final word format. Believes they are so smart people need to know what they have to say. This person can be smart but must add the extra mustard to his own intelligence level just to feel high and mighty. Typically this person has no sense of humor or imagination. This person is known to quote information they previously heard as thier own oppinion. A Douchebag also answers questions when they are not asked and gives you attitude as if your question was so dumb it was a waste of thier time to answer it.

George: Hey Debbie, How do you get a line on this excel spreadsheet. Debbie: You click on (sudden interruption from Douchbag Frank) Frank: Pffft.. *shaking head* you click on the upper link of course. What I do is reprogram the source code and tell it what to do. It's not for everyone but I can do it of course. Because I went to Caltech at times if you cross a horse with a cow as I have you can also find that answer duh. (In a rude and uncalled for tone of voice) *Walks away in a cocky manner* George: What a douchebag\!

Author: UnknownPerson123456 http://douchebag.urbanup.com/6024776
130. (douchebag) (0↑, 1↓)
1.) One who outwardly insists that they are the epitome of the human race by mirroring those to whom they are inferior. 2.) One who operates a vehicle of no reasonably admirable purpose in design. 3.) One who attempts to gain self-respect by dominating motorists on public roadways with transparent, predictable, and offensive driving habits. 4.) One who likely rewards their driving performance with repeated and violent sexual penetration of their vehicle in either the gas tank filler opening or exhaust pipe. (see undeniable douchebag)

Hey, check out that douchebag in the parking lot slamming his car up the tail pipe. He must have been driving it really hard earlier\!

131. (Douchebag) (1↑, 2↓)
If you are reading this you are a DOUCHEBAG

(Your Name) is a douchebag.

132. (Douchebag) (1↑, 2↓)
A older unsuccessful miscreant who finds enjoyment in sophomoric activities that present a lack of maturity, and wishes to continually act as he or she is still in high school.

Douchebag Activity Tagging ones name on a anothers picture just to annoy the butt of the joke.

133. (douchebag) (1↑, 2↓)
Anyone who has or does play World of Warcraft.

dude, that nerd over there is such a douchebag.

134. (douchebag) (1↑, 2↓)
Person who is NOT smart enough to keep up with his own LIES\!\!\!

He cancels his TRIP to CHICAGO and then books a flight to CANCUN...and CLAIMS he is going by HIMSELF....WOW WHAT A DOUCHEBAG\!\!\!\!\! AHHHHHHH YEAH\!\!\!\!

135. (douchebag) (0↑, 1↓)
Someone who posts rude shit on forums and is a complete asshole. \<read 'Ob-rus-nine'\> Another example commonly includes a forum user who has random post fits and is totally into their self. See [stalker]. \<read 'King-Shen'\>

douchebag \>\> btw, since Ruby originated in Japan, I really doubt it uses english words in the japanese version, rofl. Thanks for all the help, \>.\< or not... OR Ookie isn't single? Woah. You've probably never met me :x. I've been a fan of yours since my brother was part of this community. Teehee\douchebag *not a stalker* Well see ya\!

136. (douchebag) (1↑, 2↓)
A word people in England use to show that you watch to much american television and your trying to bring a word what nobody uses into popularity (but you fail).

Girl "Ugh these douchebags are annoying me" Boy "Are you from the USA" Girl "No, Why?" Boy "Only Americans say douchebag" Girl "No they dont all my friends say it" Boy "You have no friends"

137. (douchebag) (1↑, 2↓)
A way to affectionately express your love to a friend or family.

Cathie, you are such a douchebag\!

138. (Douchebag) (1↑, 2↓)
Although often simply used as a general perjorative, the word has come to have an increasingly specific meaning of "elitist."

For example, on the TV show How I Met Your Mother, the character, Karen, an exgirlfriend of Ted's is considered "douchey" because she says elitist things, such as the time she suggested going to Wrestlemania and it turned out she was only being "ironic." Also related to hipster douchebag, a term used to describe cultural elitism.

139. (douchebag) (1↑, 2↓)
The first wife of a wealthy man over the age of 45 who is ugly no matter how much plastic surgery she has. A [douchebag] play acts that she is a good woman when in fact she is jealous, petty, miserable, lazy and ignorant. Her rich husband takes her to many charity events in order to placate her need to appear happily married. While he is at the events he checks out attractive women and does this undetected by the investigative reporter type wife. When the [douchebag] meets other women who are intelligent and or beautiful she finds fault with them in order to make herself appear better in the eyes of her husband. Her husband doesn't care because he cheats on her regardless of what she says or does. The [douchebag] is a warden. If the [douchebag] could put an electronic ankle bracelet on her husband to keep him under surveillance she would do so. A typical celebration for a [douchebag] who hits the age 50 milestone is to visit a resort with her [douchebag] friends which the rich husband pays for. The [douchebag] is so delusional she thinks she is enacting a scene in "Sex in the City". The failed seductress [douchebag] becomes emotionally depressed and deflated the moment 20 year old Russian models walk in with men her husband's age thereby reminding her that her husband is cheating on her

Did you see the look on that 50yr old douchebag when the 20 yr old Russian models walked into the bar? Look at that douchebag she has legs like a piano no wonder her husband is out of the house working all the time.

140. (Douchebag) (3↑, 4↓)
A person, who uses urbandictionary.com to write negative vulgar definitions of people's names based on the bad experience he/she had with them. Oh and douchebags can't spell

Wow, he can't even spell "tiny penis" correctly without being aroused, what a douchebag\!

141. (douchebag) (0↑, 1↓)
a person who thinks they are better than anyone else and puts down people by calling them "lames".a douchebag can be found almost anywhere in the US,u can spot them by smelling the 5 gallons of axe they wear and can also be spotted by them wearing any DC,etnies,emrika or any other skater clothes and they also sport over-gelled-hair and tight pants and put their sleeves up on their hoodies.they can be found mostly in middle schools,high schools and skateparks and in their driveways trying to show off by making jumps on their skateboards. douchebags can be treated by when they have a party, wreck it.the best solution is to buy airsoft guns and shoot up their house durring their party.

guy 1:did you see those douchebags?? guy 2:yeah,thats mason and dan thay are dicks. guy 1:wanna crash their party later?? guy 2: sure why not\!\!

142. (douchebag) (3↑, 4↓)
A person who thinks too highly of themselves and are just asking to be smashed into realising what a retard they actually are.

Day of a douchebag: finishes playing on the computer at 5am to gel up hair until 7am. Waits for mum to finish making breakfast, eats, goes to train stop. Acts emo on train and acts important by rolling eyes at anyone who tried to talk to him. At school:Gets beaten up infront of everyone. After school: Still acts as if he is on top of everyone else.

143. (douchebag) (8↑, 9↓)
An immature asshole that texts his girlfriend to break up with her, and then when she confronts him he asks her if she would like to come in for a taco. He also doesn't open doors for females and sits on his ass and plays Halo 3 with his butt buddies all day. And he likes to make it a point that his favorite color is purple.

I wonder why Allen is the biggest douchebag in the world. Maybe its because he has a small penis?

144. (douchebag) (46↑, 47↓)
George W. Bush is the ultimate definition of a douchebag.

"wow, that guy really screwed up as president. he started a war, caused thousands of deaths for no reason, and is generally the worst president this country has ever seen\!" "what a douchebag."

145. (douchebag) (3↑, 4↓)
a person who exibits massive amounts of douchebaggery and gayness or a person who calls themselves a pimp.

that kid bigalpimpin from eastchester is a giant douchebag

146. (douchebag) (6↑, 7↓)
Anti-Videogame Crusader Jack Thompson

Only a douchebag would lead a one man war on something that he knows absolutely nothing about.

147. (douchebag) (241↑, 242↓)
A complete and total asshole. Beyond the realm of bastard or shithead; a douchebag is a title given to those not only showing exceptional skill in being a total prick, but taking above-average enjoyment in their dirty deed. To appropriatly call someone a "douchebag" they need to be at least an asshole, but have at least a hint of malice in their actions.

"That dude broke into a house, killed the dog, raped the wife in front of the family, then drank the last of the beer\! What a douchebag\!"

148. (Douchebag) (1↑, 3↓)
Typically a white, 6 foot tall guy with a goatee who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. A Douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole.

Look at that Douchebag who thinks the sun rises and sets for him.

149. (Douchebag) (1↑, 3↓)
\douchebag n.\douchebag slang: A Person (usually male) that attempts to make himself appear more interesting/cool than the collective average of those around him by exaggerating half truths about himself and his experiences. Often they are confused with arrogant/smug people but The North American Douchebag is actually insecure and are only attempting to act arrogant and this is usually how we can spot them in the wild and call them out on their douchebaggery. There are slight variations of demeanor depending on which country they reside. However the North American breed is the most dominant.

Nobody was paying attention to Jim so he started talking about a popular girl he went out with in high school for 2 hours, as though they were prom king and queen. What a douchebag.

150. (douchebag) (1↑, 3↓)
That area between a dick and and asshole. Most often used when describing a member of the male sex.

"The Situation" just signed deals with Christian Audigier and Ed Hardy, what a douchebag.

151. (Douchebag) (0↑, 2↓)
A aviation teacher that looks like an Italian, that likes to kick kids in the dick, then kiss it to make it feel better.

Mr.Tomlin is a Douchebag \!

152. (douchebag) (0↑, 2↓)
A.) A portable shower; usually appropriate for camping purposes. B.) A guy with at least three ladies at once, one of them being his bonafide girlfriend. C.) Dudes who wear dickies, turtlenecks, tank tops or Aqua Velva.

Option B: "Wow\! That guy, Zan, is truly a douchebag; does his girlfriend know she is one of four? Is he Mormon?"

Author: JDubb from the Zoo http://douchebag.urbanup.com/4668861
153. (douchebag) (3↑, 5↓)
Pretty much just another insult, refers to a vagina cleaner, One of the most ineffective insults I’ve ever heard, I can't take someone seriously when they say it. Commonly used by Americans

me: so I tripped over at the party, luckily your girlfriends tits broke my fall Sam: you're a douchebag me: really, that's all you’ve got to say Sam: yeah don't say that about my girlfriend you douche me: well anyway after the fall she asked me to get my dick out for her suck on a bit Sam: get fucked you sad cunt me: that's better

154. (douchebag) (3↑, 5↓)
A word used by people who are afraid to go against the trends of mainstream society.

When he called the bus driver a douchebag I knew he was just another sheep.

155. (douchebag) (5↑, 7↓)
spencer pratt.

Spencer Pratt, n. - biggest douchebag alive

Author: callerofdouchemoves http://douchebag.urbanup.com/4098139
156. (Douchebag) (4↑, 6↓)
A person who plays [xbox] live (or any other gaming system) at two in the morning just to [insult] other people playing in addition to constantly using the word [bro] while doing so

Wow Jimmy and Liam are douchebags when they play [Halo] because the are always [teabagging] other players.

157. (Douchebag) (1↑, 4↓)
An outfit consisting of: Cargo , khaki shorts, Long vans socks, vans, and usually a plain white tee, energy drink shirt, sometimes with a hat.

Jack: Hey look over there, ian's wearing long vans socks and khaki shorts. Andy: What a [douchebag]

158. (Douchebag) (0↑, 3↓)
Person who pays where ever and whenever the fuck he wants.

limo pulls up to parking structure. pays at the beginning. DOUCHEBAG

159. (douchebag) (0↑, 3↓)
One that enjoys the usage of Playstation 3, drinking Jagermeister and Budweiser, and loves wrestling, football, and baseball.

Chad, Jonathan, and Daniel make up the group Douchebags Unanimous because they are all douchebags.

160. (douchebag) (0↑, 4↓)
Anyone who orders Wine, with a glass of ice one the side. Then randomly drops ice cubes into his/her wine glass.

You are sitting in a bar, everyone at the bar is having beer or some other adult type beverage. This DOUCHEBAG has the unmitigated gall to order a chardonnay with a glass of ice on the side.

161. (Douchebag) (0↑, 4↓)
The Denver Douchebags with that inimitible Douchebag, John "Wrongway" Elwad who would run 40 yard to avoid being tackled because he was a pantywaist.

The Douchebags announcer: "Elway...Elway...Elway...Awwwwww, sacked again\!"

162. (douchebag) (3↑, 7↓)
A bag used to hold one or more douches.

I bought so many douches, I needed a douchebag to carry them.

163. (Douchebag) (9↑, 13↓)
An incredibley smooth and suave individual, with a great taste for women, and a great sense of humor. Okay, no really: A total jerk, with nothing better to do that hit on your girlfriend or hang around the beer table looking for an easy catch. Often unshaved, or mullet-ed, maybe even a trucker cap, if you're lucky. Thinks he's funny but really is just a [numbnuts]. Avoid at all costs.

Dude:"Step off douchebag, she's riding home with me." DB: "I've got something she can ride home. Heh heh." Dude: "And I'm sure you suck them, now go do yourself a favor and jack off somewhere else." DB: "Come on, babe, you know you want some." Girlfriend: "Yeah, all two inches. Back off."

Author: Everybody's Homefry http://douchebag.urbanup.com/3050815
164. (douchebag) (9↑, 13↓)
A person with multiple DWI'S and who hates his step children

A persons step father is a douchebag

165. (douchebag) (1↑, 6↓)
Attractive male whom you are jealous of.

Mark gets all the girls and is pretty buff, what a douchebag.

166. (douchebag) (1↑, 6↓)
a man of great prowess and incredible charm who is often crucified by closed minded christian folks who live in a box for being valiant and having his own way in life .. douch bag is usually a guy who kind of resembles some type of mafia member and is the type of guy you want to marry but not date ... the term douchebag bye is used when extreame amounts of jealousy are present

God There he is again and hes with not one but TWO GIRLS\!\!\!\!\! Uhh I hate that douchebag

167. (Douchebag) (0↑, 5↓)
A Teacher or the Principal at William Lipscomb Elementary, Alex W. Spence Middle School or any random Person that comes up and asks you what your name is.

Lipscomb Elementary Ruined my Life\!\!\! Everyone that goes there are Douchebags\!\!\!

168. (Douchebag) (6↑, 11↓)
A guy that has the perks of being a boyfriend (handholding, huging and touching) but is not considered the boyfriend by the girl or her inner circle of friends.

Dude:Is he her boyrfriend? Other Dude:Nope He is her Douchebag.

169. (Douchebag) (0↑, 7↓)
A kid who decides to open an insurance agency and can't tell his head from his ass. Meanwhile, making boat loads of money can't afford to do anything with his hair and looks like a total DOUCHEBAG\!

Hey, look at that douchebag in the Jaguar. He can afford that car and not do something with that hair\!

170. (Douchebag) (3↑, 10↓)
1. [A] [bag] of [douche]. 2. [And] apparently it's a [Roman] [citizen][...]

1. Bloke: You're a douchebag\! Other dood: WHAT\!\!?? =((((\! Bloke: A bag 'a douche 2. Ye ol' salior was a douchebag... ohhh we must kill thee douche... we must get the hidden treasure for we are pirates who for some reason speak in ye ol' English... Some other person on the ship: .........lolololololololololololol [jajaja] [kekeke] xaxaxa... douchebag... AHAHAHA\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: Beethovenjazzgrindgrind http://douchebag.urbanup.com/3568332
171. (Douchebag) (3↑, 10↓)
Greg Wilkman http://i35.tinypic.com/2rxhf6t.jpg

Wow that kid Greg is the fuckin King of Douchebags

172. (Douchebag) (0↑, 8↓)
An aging trumpet player who resides in a college town. He rides a scooter and claims to be proficient skydiver, when in fact he is merely afraid of planes and is a professional at fleeing extreme circumstances. A wannabe hipster who pokes fun at everyone he encounters, spewing pretentious fluff about his supremacy over the rest of Earth's population. Also owns a cat.

Unsuspecting Victim - "Hey guys I just got my first skydiving license, woohoo\!" [Douchebag] - "You're a laughable [buffoon]. I've had my license since before Charles Darwin took a sample of King Arthur's hair and claimed he was a direct descendant of Cleopatra. My cat is more deserving of a license than you, you hopeless [amateur]."

173. (Douchebag) (1↑, 9↓)
1. Some one you extremely dis-like. 2. A cleaning devise used for the female gender to relive their Vagina's of well sex fluids.... 3. Something when you finnaly figure out what it is you go... Oh so there is something for that...

1.That guy is a COMPLETE douchebag. 2.I cannot fit it in there you better pull out the douche. 3.God using a straw is soo much harder.

174. (douchebag) (3↑, 11↓)
mike barker.

wow, mike barker is a douchebag.

175. (douchebag) (29↑, 37↓)
1. One who is too involved with their own life to care about yours 2. One who thinks their life is more important then yours 3. One who would rather see you miserable then happy 4. one who takes joy in stripping you of your dignity, self esteam, joy (basiclly anything good)

My mother is a douchebag

176. (douchebag) (84↑, 92↓)
A punk-ass two-bit fuckhead second term president who wends people to die in an invented war so his cock sucker friends can get rich.

gw bastard lying fucker

Author: REAL AMERICAN VETERAN http://douchebag.urbanup.com/1165004
177. (douchebag) (1↑, 10↓)
A faggot with a red face and wannabee gangster tendencies. Also sometimes asian and wangster like.

Nixon Yu is unfortunately a douchebag.

178. (douchebag) (0↑, 9↓)
1.- A feminine cleaning product. 2.- My dipshit bus driver.

1.- OH NO\! My dog just ate my douchebag\! 2.- So what do you say to setting that douchebag bus driver on FIRE?

179. (douchebag) (0↑, 10↓)
Literal translation: A bag of women's pee. Urban meaning: A person that acts like an asshole or bitch and treat another person like shit.

You are such a douchebag\!

180. (Douchebag) (4↑, 14↓)
Hardy\!\!

My Dad\! Douchebag

181. (Douchebag) (0↑, 10↓)
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine. 2. An insult given to a person who is being douche like.

Stacey and Lauren shared a loving relationship, however Laurens pet name to Stacey was Brown Bear and Stacey's to Lauren was douchebag. The reason for this was that Lauren was having unprotected sex and not very hygienic in concern with the vagina, thus Lauren was a acting like a douchebag\!

Author: Christopher Turk http://douchebag.urbanup.com/3021155
182. (douchebag) (9↑, 19↓)
justin levi fisher aka douchebag

when justin makes a dumb joke you call him a douchebag or if you would like j-douche.

Author: danny foster and zach wilson http://douchebag.urbanup.com/2684569
183. (douchebag) (1↑, 11↓)
1 a : One who regularly inserts a douchebag probe in his anal canal for pleasure 2 a : One who regularly inserts a douchebag probe in his anal canal for pleasure... and fills it with PEROXIDE... a solution whose WARNING label states, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY 3 a : British : a rude awakening

A brilliant NYC HS teacher inserted a long douchebag probe into his anal canal, then filled it with PEROXIDE, yes, a solution whose WARNING label states, DANGER, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. TRUE STORY: A NYC High School BIOLOGY teacher, carefully (obviously without much thought)-(because he regularly performs idiotic acts - and we must point out that "only" if necessary, he will think about them after the action has taken place) at any rate, this "brilliant" HS teacher inserted a long douchebag probe into his anal canal, then filled it with "PEROXIDE"... yes, a solution whose WARNING label states, "DANGER, FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY"... to cleans it out well, (can we say EXTREEMLY & moronically well)... so bloody well, that the walls of his intestines fried & before he can realize what an idiotic action he just inflicted upon his own self, he began to excrete blood & vomit out of his ass, for a good week. What some people do for prostate stimulation is quite disturbing... WAS THIS IDOIT BORN THIS WAY, OR DID HE LEARN HOW TO BE SO FREAKING DUMB?

Author: Elliot Sphinxtr http://douchebag.urbanup.com/1578844
184. (douchebag) (63↑, 73↓)
An insult referring to someone who is an idiot or of bad qualities.

That douchebag stole my car.

185. (Douchebag) (1↑, 12↓)
People who breath through their mouths while they talk (mouth breathers), People who pout when they lose the game, people who refuse to play for the team that drafts them, people who go to the super bowl numerous times & can't win, Win and take credence from the RB who actually deserves it, people who are punk ass bitches\!

John Elway, douchebag

Author: myspace.com/enixred http://douchebag.urbanup.com/3563100
186. (douchebag) (1↑, 12↓)
People that have no life, and come on this site to be mean to people that did nothing wrong. Like dumb girls from beaver dam.

People like jenny sham and lauryn harp. What a douchebag they are\!

187. (douchebag) (34↑, 46↓)
Robert Novak is a douchebag of liberty. -Jon Stewart-

Novak, of course, most well known for heroically publishing the identity of an active CIA agent, which I thought sent a clear message to the world, saying, "If that's what we'll do to our own spies, imagine, just imagine, what we'll do to yours. . . Well, our man Novak is at it again, he has a little editorial in the Washington Post. . . We had implied that the [Swift Boat Veterans for Truth] ad was a low blow, perhaps produced by those angry at Kerry for his post-war activities that they've never gotten over. . . But Novak has shown me that I'm wrong. Yesterday's Washington Post has an interesting editorial by Novak, saying, "Maybe we're not giving this group a fair shake." For instance, yes, Kerry's crew supports him, but as Novak reminds us, "these former sailors with Kerry for no more than five weeks." And Jim Rassmann, the man whose live Kerry saved, "was only spending a few days with Kerry when he fell or was knocked off the Swift Boad." So the guy Kerry saved was some stranger. It makes the whole thing more cowardly. Don't you see? Novak ends with the only logical conclusion about the book: "Unfit for Command sends a devastating message, unless it is effectively refuted." Because in this country, when a scurrilous charge is made against you, by people, you're guilty\! Unless you prove otherwise\! That's how it works\! Kudos, Robert Novak, you truly are a douchebag of liberty.

Author: Malfunctioning Eddie http://douchebag.urbanup.com/1370658
188. (douchebag) (6↑, 19↓)
A person who is a total ballsack that you despise and ticks you off. He occasionally may fuck you for his enjoyment and your pain. it is also your penis.

My parole officer is a fucking douchebag\! I just got raped by a douchebag\! Dude, that douchebag kicked me in my douchebag\!

189. (douchebag) (8↑, 21↓)
referring to a person- basically a total cock-blocking jerk.

not only in dan a total douchebag, but he has a receding hairline as well. dan was a total douchebag, so me and monnik and kevin vandalized his truck.

190. (douchebag) (25↑, 38↓)
ok, douchebag reminds the German word WASCHLAPPEN (washrag or flannel)... 1. A person who is living for the others and the image they might have of him. A conformist and empty personality, finally filled up with everything which is not linked with his real personality. His real personality is hidden behind the illusion of his constructed one, and appears when others catch it out... which makes of him a double douchebag 2. a person who risks nothing but pretends to risk everything 3. a person dominated by another person, animal or thing 4. a person, being too soft, soft boiled and unable to make his own decisions.

examples... 1. paris hilton (well, she became herself by imitating a person she is not, so she is a first level douchebag)/ George W. Bush - second leve douchebag 2. a wimp 3. oedipus-complexed person or fetishist 4. a real macho (because he cannot be able to communicate his problem with power and pseudo-domination) and his decisions are just based on the image of a macho he has madeup.

191. (douchebag) (73↑, 86↓)
The drunken loser at the bar who buys a girl a drink to get into her pants, then calls her a dyke because she's not interested.

"I buy you a fuggin' drink ahn then you don even wanna fuck? Wha are ya, a fuggin' dyke?" "Go sleep it off, you fucking Douchebag\!"

192. (douchebag) (86↑, 100↓)
A description that fits nearly every teenager who conforms monotonously to popular culture. Often known for their tendency to have low individuality and severe intolerance for those that exhibit different behavior. Note: The best location to study the ridiculous patterns of douchebags is your local mall.

That dude is such a douchebag....

193. (douchebag) (72↑, 86↓)
An insult most often directed toward very eccentric and uninhibited individuals whose inconsiderate actions frequently hinder their ability to socialize and develop relationships with others.

That guy was a complete douchebag, always making an ass out of himself.

194. (douchebag) (17↑, 32↓)
one who tries to be clever but can't spell correctly.

see definition \#30.He is a total douchebag.

195. (douchebag) (34↑, 49↓)
1. Female hygiene item 2. A person who surpasses the rank fool, jerk, imbecile, dumbass, etc.

\douchebagAllen is a douchebag who never takes a shower or washes the only 3 sets of clothes he owns. Let's kick his ass.

Author: Anonymousperson123456 http://douchebag.urbanup.com/1684842
196. (douchebag) (61↑, 76↓)
Someone whos so far deep in the asshole forest that they are associated with cleaning dirty vaginas and/or being a pompous prick thats 1/8 italian and tries to act like a mobster at your local highschool. Also a co-worker who constantly eats your food even though its labeled and then argues with you over tirvial things

God that brian davis is such a douche bag\! or Person1:GOD DAMNIT HE ATE MY LUNCH AGAIN Person2: God he is SUCH a DOUCHEBAG

Author: The urban linguist http://douchebag.urbanup.com/1364175
197. (douchebag) (1↑, 17↓)
one who is of extreme annoyance and or a form of birth control

Josh Fenster is a total douchebag

Author: Kurt Carpenterr http://douchebag.urbanup.com/2659824
198. (Douchebag) (27↑, 43↓)
Young upper class boy,usually a twin,often associated with anal sex,enjoys listening to George Michael,Frequents School in Blackrock College in Dublin and can be located in the Steam Room or Fudge Packaging Factory,Normally accompanied by one or more "friends" who often have online names representing sexual innuendos e.g. Kev69 or Backdoorslutimmy,Listens also to "gay Rock" such as the Band green Day who are also Douchebags, Would describe himself as Big if asked to sum himself up in one word,and Claims to have an extra mediumed size penis,usually the twin of "the Douchebag" is far superior although is a raging homosexual and does things like not going out on new year's eve,The twin also dabbles in anal sex,To sum it up all that can really be said about a Douchebag is that he is a Douchebag\!

Shut up Douchebag\!

199. (douchebag) (33↑, 49↓)
any of those [lame] albinos who works at Hollister and wears flip flops in January. These people fail to realize that even though they wish they were in California, it is actually snowing outside and their frostbitten toes will only add to their [douchebagedness].

Eww\! Look at that douchebag walking out of Hollister.

200. (douchebag) (3↑, 20↓)
A Bag of Douche. douche is a french word

On day me and my friend were walking through a mall. It was a really rainy day so we were gonna hang out at the mall and breath some fumes, it was pretty fun until some -douchebag- adult got a cop on us, then we were screwed. Ten years later, I'm free\!

201. (douchebag) (45↑, 62↓)
Wanker.

Dude, that guy is a total douchebag.

202. (douchebag) (8↑, 26↓)
a female that has sex more time in a month then there are days. And who has a huge vagina

Man, Shes a douchebag

203. (douchebag) (17↑, 35↓)
A person in a cubicle environment surrounded by overwork staffers, who daily feels the need to talk loudly on the phone to his family and friends, and also to schedule such things as home repair, phone service, vacations and rental cars. Also known to talk loudly with food in their mouth, and scrape to death the bottom of a cup of yogurt.

"Tim is such a douchebag, do we really need to hear about his parenting skills?"

Author: DisgruntledStaffer http://douchebag.urbanup.com/1311904
204. (douchebag) (96↑, 114↓)
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine. 2. A stuck-up asshole.

1. Damn, she could use a douchebag... 2. Fuck you, douchebag\!

Author: TylerDurden2001 http://douchebag.urbanup.com/31093
205. (douchebag) (49↑, 67↓)
An insult similar in nature to 'asshole' or 'fuckface.' Usually preceded with "fuckin" - not to be confused with "fucking."

That boy isn't from the ghetto. What a fuckin' douchebag.

206. (Douchebag) (19↑, 38↓)
Another word for someone who is acting asinine

douchebag:OMG that person falling over there was SO funny me:dude you are such a douchebag\! douchebag:your mom me:like i said you're a douchebag

207. (douchebag) (26↑, 45↓)
I. One who is: a. An asshole b. Annoying c. Makes no sense at all d. a vagina (insult)

Jimmy: I told Melissa you're gay, so she wouldn't go out with you. Sean: [WTF], you douchebag.I knew you were uncool\! [one]

208. (douchebag) (2↑, 24↓)
a very limited bag sold by pimps. comes with authentic fishy scent\!

the mom filled her douchebag with yummy dino treats for her 32 children.

Author: christian madril http://douchebag.urbanup.com/2322080
209. (Douchebag) (16↑, 39↓)
A bag used to clean the vagina with a straw or something to disperse the fluid. Usually used after sex. It can also be used as a derogotory phrase towards someone if they're being an asshole or if you just dont feel like saying something else.

Scott Petterson is a douchebag.

210. (douchebag) (4↑, 28↓)
Only douchebags call other people douchebags. So if you don't want to be called a complete [fuckwad], don't call other people douchebag.

[Jock]: Dude, Mike's such a douchebag\! Hector: Fuck the fuck off u bloody [knucklefuck] and never talk to me again.

211. (douchebag) (23↑, 48↓)
A person who tries overly hard to be cool. [poser]

Only a douchbag would bye that t-shirt

212. (douchebag) (4↑, 30↓)
A University of Wisconsin Badger fan.

Hey, did you see that the douchebags from Madison have to live with the highest gay's per capita\!\!\!\!

Author: Johnson Swanson http://douchebag.urbanup.com/2701420
213. (douchebag) (11↑, 37↓)
1.A word that is used to replace any noun, adjective or verb also can be shortened to "douche

1. Oh man this guy's a douche 2. go douche yourself 3. what a douchebag of a situation 4. Hello my name is johnathan fesiwinkle, i sure do enjoy douche cakes

214. (douchebag) (15↑, 42↓)
all my ex-boyfriends

Have you ever noticed that all your ex-boyfriends are douchebags?

215. (douchebag) (10↑, 47↓)
you're smart, EXTREMELY funny, and the best part is that u treat girls with respect.

Girl- "Hey, I don't like you because you're a douchebag\!" Guy- "Dang."

216. (douchebag) (19↑, 56↓)
someone who is so retarded and needs to be told because they are a stupid fuck

you are a douchebag

217. (Douchebag) (13↑, 55↓)
Someone who is incredibly stupid or idiotic.

Dude1: Press the button. Dude2: There isn't a button there. Dude1: I'm staring straight at it you fucking douchebag\!\!\!

218. (Douchebag) (57↑, 103↓)
A liberal person, such as Michael Moore, that will use slander and propaganda to get their points across, because they are such a douchebag.

These people are douchebags: Michael Moore, Ted Kennedy, Al Gore, Howard Dean, Al Franken....

219. (Douchebag) (55↑, 112↓)
(noun), Michael Moore.

John: Man, I really disagree with some of the things George Bush is doing. Carl: Me too. However, it is ridiculous to assume that because I dislike Bush I like Michael Moore. John: I know, that guy is a total douchebag.

220. (douchebag) (9↑, 70↓)
someone that does what you want to; someone that stil your girlfriend or boyfriend

Don't steal my gf you douchebag. That douchebag got my desired position.

Author: Terrorist Killer \#25 http://douchebag.urbanup.com/2055042
221. (Douchebag) (20↑, 101↓)
one who moshes in a skankpit. one who attempts to start moshpits where music does not call for one. one who punches and kicks in a mosh pit in short- one who attempt harm those around him rather than share the enjoyment of the souroundings

"i was just trying to skank and that doucenag punched me in the face\!"

222. (douchebag) (49↑, 208↓)
Pure and simple: Douche Bags = Canadians

Mike lives in Douchebag Country(Canada\!)

Last updated: 2012.02.29

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